make me choose: the slow mo guys or achievement hunter
"Apparently striving to be average and, just, you know, not trying to achieve anything in life, you’ll get your dream job. It’ll just fall into your lap and you don’t have to really try to be successful at all. And I still don’t try at work."
I can’t just turn this on. I’m not like you guys. I don’t have claws, or glowing eyes or super senses. I just have v o i c e s i n m y h e a d.
The best thing, thinks Old Woman Josie to herself, is that the angels make the best coffee this side of the border. And she deserves some good coffee in her life.
Hiram McDaniels -Literally the five-headed dragon of Night Vale.